If i had a nickel for everytime i heard "I just moved in right next to oxfords"

Congrats Krank of should i say mcfly! Your livin the 2003-2004 dream. And another deep blog posted by daniel mark twain hoock about his insecurties of shitting in public. If your sayin to yourself "wow burnie thats pretty harsh? Whats this cats problem?" Well your right i got a problem. Two hard faught years in the fantasys without a win. Thats right is just around the corner, fantasy football! I cant wait. This year we need to be down to 12 teams and new commish. This discussion must take place soon.

I went to san diego for a couple days. Stayed at the hyatt with a sick view for 60 dollars to go to a time share presentation. San diego is awesome. I said no to the time share and the gave me 5 days 4 nights hotel accomidations in hawai.

Krank congrats on the new place. Hoock it is understanable if it is a unisex single toilet bathroom with constant use.

'Who's Now' is the worst thing I've seen on television

ESPN can burn in hell for this idea. I'm not going to spend any more time getting worked up about it because it just makes me mad and that's not helping anything.

Except for this: ESPN you can't have it both ways you fuckheads.

You want to bring some people in to blow hot air and talk loudly, celebrating and glorifying activities and achievements off-field. Fine, go ahead, that's on you.

But don't bring a different set (or the same people, who the fuck cares) to rail against and criticize athletes for their exploits off the field. It's either important or it's not, you can't decide which angle to take just for the sake of the corporately sponsored segment you happen to be running today.