Let's alternate positions and have a dueling position battle between the '08 World Champ Red Sox and the '08 Going to miss the playoff Yankees. I will spin the wheel first...."No whammies, no whammies, ......STOP" Okay I shall start with the Catcher position.
Jason V-tek -vs- Georgey(?) Posada
Although Posada put up career offensive numbers last year, I have to point out several facts that cannot be ignored. 1) He's like 36. His career will be dwindling. 2) Last year was a contract year. He will come back to Earth or Venezuela and remember he's a .250 hitter. 3) These are weak points so I will combine them; He has no chin and he doesn't wear batting gloves. C'mon no gloves?!? Next you'll tell me he takes the short bus to Yankee Stadium.
To his credit, his wife has huge fake cans.
Captain V-Tek: Also on the decline of his career. Still a better defensive catcher and the man can call a gem of a game. Like previously stated, the Captain of the World Champion Red Sox. The far better wrestler of the two. Two points for the body slam of (g)A-ROD. And this is not confirmed, but I've heard he taught Pedro how to perfect the "Don Zimmer Head Slam." I will leave it up to our fellow bloggers to decide who wins this very lopsided matchup... I will await your rebuttal.
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