BON TON

I always thought Bon-Ton was the worst of the department stores. Nothing about the store ever made me want to go in there. Plus, it was located in the worst wing of Greece mall. Nobody ever travelled down there except, well, I can't think of another store near Bon-Ton. My personal favorite was always JC Penny. They had modestly priced items and I thought the store had a nice feel to it. As a bonus, the men's department was upstairs so that meant you always had to ride the escalators. If I wanted to throw caution to the wind, I headed to Kaufmans, which in my opinion was just a classier Penny's. Sears was good for electronics, but I don't think I ever bought any clothes there. Yep, Bon-Ton was the black sheep.

A bad sports month? Tim Hardaway talks smack about gays. Two memebers of Gonzaga get busted for weed and shrooms. We're only halfway through the month, but I suppose not too much has happened. February is normally a slow sports month. Unless you like car racing or golf. My favorite moment thus far was the hit Sean Taylor laid on Brian Moorman during the pro bowl. Maybe my favorite hit of the year. Brian Moorman got JACKED UP.

I would guess the RBI leader for the JV team was Brian Charles. He also won biggest ass-kisser and most likely to end up drinking by himself at an Italian sub shop. Now he's taken Chad's place in the Farren family. My how things change. Billy Kalwas won most likely to bring a shotgun to school and open fire at the book drop. He used to tell me his plans during global studies while I was drawing the infamous Melonhead cartoons. Those were the days.